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sometimes you just have to learn from your mistakes

DO NO TAKE ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD ADVICES TO THE DOT  Actual Advice Mallard

To all you stinky people

JUST BECAUSE IT'S COLD OUTSIDE DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT'S OK TO STOP SHOWERING REGULARLY. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck sucks

STOP USING THIS MEME Actual Advice Mallard

It actually goes both ways.

IF YOU'RE RELIGIOUS AND WANT TO BE ACCEPTED BY ATHEISTS DON'T SHOVE YOUR PERSONAL BELIFS DOWN OTHER PEOPLE'S THROATS Actual Advice Mallard

Sick kid?

SICK DAY FOR A KID... MAYBE I CAN GET SOME TAXIDERMY WORK DONE! Actual Advice Mallard

PUN QUACKERS

 THESE PUNS ARE A BIT QUACKERS Actual Advice Mallard

The same goes for when someone does it to you

FEELING AWKWARD WHEN BRIEFLY STARING AT SOMEONE ON THE STREET? DONT BE,  IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL AND    IT'S EVEN HARDER TO NOT DO IT! Actual Advice Mallard

dede de

DE DE Actual Advice Mallard

mouth asd;lkjfas;df

IF YOUR OVER THE AGE OF 12 CHEW WITH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED! Actual Advice Mallard

Really cool life hack

                  NEVER FART                   RIGHT BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN Actual Advice Mallard