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You can blame everything on scumbag brain pt.3

 FEEL ASHAMED TO SAY ANYTHING IN PUBLIC?       JUST DEAL WITH IT     Actual Advice Mallard

Happens too often

WHEN AT 'I WANT MORE FUN' STOP Actual Advice Mallard

tai tai

WHEN UR TATA ASKS IF YOU LOVE HER ALWAYS ANSWER -NANA AND SAY PANU LAB NA LAB HEHE BOOM Actual Advice Mallard

duck vote

TO VOTE FOR LAUREN  JUST VISIT BIT.LY/VOTESLOAN AND CLICK THE PINK BUTTON Actual Advice Mallard

For those of you in the south not used to driving in the snow

WHEN SKIDDING IN THE SNOW, KEEP CALM AND TURN THE WHEEL SLIGHTLY TO WHERE YOU WANT TO CAR TO GO YOUR CAR GETS THE MOST GRIP WHEN USING SLIGHT STEERING INPUTS Actual Advice Mallard

Quacking The Mess

QUACK !            PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR MESS Actual Advice Mallard

yo man

STOP IT Actual Advice Mallard

Its only 17 days away!

IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY MADE RESERVATIONS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY DO IT NOW! Actual Advice Mallard

Do it, Do , it

YOU SHOULD TOTALY HAVE FUN WITH DAVID THIS QUINTA-FEIRA <.<                     >.> Actual Advice Mallard

I dont wanna give it a fucking title

-30 WIND CHILL?  TAKE SHOTS OF FIREBALL BEFORE CLASS TO EASE THE PAIN. Actual Advice Mallard