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DON'T SET YOURSELF ON FIRE IT'S UNHEALTHY. Actual Advice Mallard

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BILA ADA SESUATU YANG DIRAGUKAN LANGSUNG TANYAKAN

It's painful to see my GF in such anxiety about a stupid job

IF YOU PROMISE THE APPLICANT THAT YOU'LL BE IN TOUCH BY A SPECIFIC DATE LET THEM KNOW BY THAT SPECIFIC DATE, EVEN IF THEY DO NOT GET THE JOB Actual Advice Mallard

My mom taught me the first three the last I learned the hard way.

FOUR THINGS YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT WITH ANYONE: POLITICS, RELIGION, SEX, AND SHIPPINGS. Actual Advice Mallard

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN GOSSELIN IS IN THE TOP FIVE SCORERS Actual Advice Mallard

If you see an article, based on statistical analysis

IF YOU SEE AN ARTICLE, BASED ON STATISTICAL ANALYSIS MAKE SURE THEY LIST ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS BEFORE YOU TAKE ANY DISCUSSION OR CONCLUSION SERIOUSLY Actual Advice Mallard

Don't drink and drive folks

A DRUNK IDIOT IS THE ONLY THING PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER WHEN YOU DIED IN A DRUNK CAR ACCIDENT Actual Advice Mallard

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Don't let anybody drag you down

DON'T LET ANYBODY DRAG YOU DOWN, LOOK FOR SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY LOVES YOU. Actual Advice Mallard