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Sebelum menerima Ekaristi

JANGAN RAGU MEMBUNGKUK ATAU MENGANGGUK SEBELUM MENERIMA EKARISTI INGAT KALAU KAMU AKAN MENERIMA EKARISTI Actual Advice Mallard

When friends don't invite you on a trip

PLEASE UNDERSTAND......NO ONE GIVES A FUCK  ABOUT YOU DRIVING WEST TO HUNT!  THANKS FOR THE INVITE THOUGH Actual Advice Mallard

sweats but doesnt shower

SWEATS BUT DOESN'T SHOWER Actual Advice Mallard

La dracu' Tudor!

DACA VREI SA FACI POZE CU TEMA LA MATE, INCEARCA SA INCADREZI IN IMAGINE DOAR PAGINA CU EXERCITII. Actual Advice Mallard

quick out of pay lot

THERE'S TWO EXITS TO THE PAY LOT NEAR GIRARD PARK. THE ONE BY FLETCHER IS RARELY USED. Actual Advice Mallard

Wise Student

IF YOU WANT TO PASS THIS CLASS YOU HAVE TO WORK HARD AND PARTICIPATE Actual Advice Mallard

Something I noticed I was telling my friends to do

TAKE PICTURES OF THESE MEMES USING YOUR PHONE TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THIS SWEET ADVICE Actual Advice Mallard

my asshole..

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS MAD AND SAYS GOODNIGHT YOU DONT JUST LEAVE HER AND GO TO BED Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't sure about a girl who wants to hang out.

          MASTURBATE FIRST...              IF YOU STILL WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HER, YOU SHOULD. Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously, one person just ruined my paycheck and there's nothing I could do to help me more than I did.

IF YOU CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE AND THE AGENT WAS ACTUALLY NICE AND RESPECTFUL GIVE THEM A GOOD SCORE. THAT PERSON DIDN'T CAUSE YOUR PROBLEM. Actual Advice Mallard