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Bad at spelling? This can help.

WHEN SPELLCHECK UNDERLINES A WORD INSTEAD OF RIGHT CLICKING, FIX IT MANUALLY. Actual Advice Mallard

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SCROLLING DOWN A LONG, BORING POST ON 9GAG? HIT ''J'' TO SKIP TO THE END Actual Advice Mallard

To those asking "Why the F&%$ am I still getting these calls, F$@£ OFF!"

DON'T BE RUDE/ ABUSIVE TO COLD CALLERS THEY WILL HAPPILY PUT YOU BACK INTO AN AUTOMATED DIALLER  AND HARRASS YOU WITH MORE CALLS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THEM CORRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard

Guys, take notes.

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND APOLOGISES FOR BEING TOO SENSITIVE, SHE WANTS YOU TO APOLOGISE FOR WHAT YOU SAID. Actual Advice Mallard

No matter how much will power you think you have..

EAT A GOOD MEAL BEFORE GOING GROCERY SHOPPING YOU WILL SAVE MONEY AND PROBABLY MAKE HEALTHIER CHOICES Actual Advice Mallard

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DO YOU REALLY MISS HER? YOU PROBABLY MISS DAT ASS Actual Advice Mallard

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GOOD AT MATH OR GRAPHING  WHY NOT TRY FOREIGN EXCHANGE MARKET Actual Advice Mallard

roommates blow

 BE WARY OF GETTING A ROOMMATE YOU DON'T KNOW PERSONALLY Actual Advice Mallard

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ED STRIDE GET ME BEAK! Actual Advice Mallard

Not even in bad weather!

IF SOMEONE HAD AN ACCIDENT DON'T LET THEM SIT IN YOUR CAR IF THE FIREMAN CUT OPEN YOUR CAR, THE INSURRANCE WON'T PAY ANYTHING  Actual Advice Mallard