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Not even in bad weather!

IF SOMEONE HAD AN ACCIDENT DON'T LET THEM SIT IN YOUR CAR IF THE FIREMAN CUT OPEN YOU CAR, THE INSURRANCE WONT PAY ANYTHING  Actual Advice Mallard

Vagina Day

VALENTINES DAY IS ONE MONTH FROM NOW PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO A GIFT. DONT WAIT UNTIL LAST MINUTE! Actual Advice Mallard

Should be common sense...

ANY INCREDIBLE OR OUTRAGEOUS STORY ABOUT HEALTH OR POLITICS THAT YOU SEE FIRST ON FACEBOOK... ...IS A LIE. Actual Advice Mallard

For anyone else that's impatient like me

IF THE PERSON YOU ARE WAITING TO TALK TO IS HAVING A MEANINGLESS CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE ELSE PRETEND TO CHECK YOUR PHONE. THEY WILL CLUE IN THAT YOU NEED THEIR ATTENTION. Actual Advice Mallard

job security

LEARN A SKILL THAT CAN'T BE AUTOMATED Actual Advice Mallard

School Books

DON'T HAVE YOUR BOOKS YET OR DON'T WANT TO SPEND A FORTUNE? FIND THE BOOK TITLE AND SEARCH LIBGEN.INFO FOR A PDF VERSION Actual Advice Mallard

whatever

 WHATEVER Actual Advice Mallard

what does the fox say

 NOBODY CARES Actual Advice Mallard

FUCK KANGKUNG

I EAT KANGKUNG EVERYDAY Actual Advice Mallard

Works great for any gamers/netflix bingers

IN BETWEEN ROUNDS/SHOWS ETC.  DO AS MANY REPS OF A SIMPLE EXCERSIZE AS YOU CAN Actual Advice Mallard