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My grandpa got everyone with this one

YOU SHOULD ONLY PUT 239 BEANS IN A POT IF YOU PUT ONE MORE, IT'LL BE TWO FORTY Actual Advice Mallard

Some great advice I overheard on the bus

DONT TRY TO CHANGE YOUR PARTNER INTO THE PERSON YOU WANT THEM TO BE ACCEPT THEM FOR WHO THEY ARE ALREADY Actual Advice Mallard

woah no way

    IF YOU HAVE TO POOP       SIT ON A TOILET Actual Advice Mallard

youtube tip

INSTEAD OF ASKING WHAT MUSIC WAS USED IN A VIDEO TRY READING THE DESCRIPTION Actual Advice Mallard

Funeral Etequette

GO HOME AND CHANGE. PEOPLE NOTICE WHEN YOU SHOW UP TO THE FUNERAL IN YOUR HUNTING CLOTHES. Actual Advice Mallard

Everytime I watch a movie with someone else

IF YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION DO NOT FUCKING ASK

Thrust me, you will need this some day.

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLOSED BROWSER TAB PRESS CTRL+SHIFT+T TO REOPEN IT Actual Advice Mallard

Postgrads beware

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO A PHD MAKE SURE THERE ARE LOTS OF POSTDOC JOBS IN THE AREA YOU WANT TO STUDY Actual Advice Mallard

College Advice

TO AVOID STUDYING LIKE CRAZY FOR FINALS START STUDYING EARLY ON. Actual Advice Mallard

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I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOU THINK YOU ARE... DON'T EAT POPCORN IN BED. Actual Advice Mallard