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Da Bird

PREFORMS ORATORY ROLLS 1 Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone asks for phone numbers in a group message

WHEN SOMEONE MAKES A GROUP MESSAGE ASKING FOR PHONE NUMBERS REPLY IN A SEPARATE MESSAGE SO YOU'RE NOT GIVING YOUR PHONE NUMBER OUT TO RANDOM PEOPLE Actual Advice Mallard
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This is annoying as fuck when it happens.

IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HELP YOU DON'T TELL THEM YOU CAN HANDLE YOURSELF, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO HELP Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOUR OFFICE REQUIRES YOU TO DIAL 9 TO CALL OUT

IF YOUR OFFICE REQUIRES YOU TO DIAL 9 TO CALL OUT CALL 9911 FOR EMERGENCIES Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're gonna drink

IF YOU'RE GONNA DRINK.. DRINK WATER Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't trust her

IF YOU CAN'T TRUST HER YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH HER Actual Advice Mallard
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Plughole Paranoia

DROPPED SOMETHING SMALL IN THE SINK? PUT YOUR HAND OVER THE PLUG INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GRAB IT. Actual Advice Mallard
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Get to know how your representatives vote

GET TO KNOW HOW YOUR REPRESENTATIVES VOTE. SO THAT YOU CAN DECIDE IF YOU WANT TO RE-ELECT THEM. Actual Advice Mallard
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Shirt Duck

GOD FORBID HE GETS IN BED WITH A SHIRT ON Actual Advice Mallard
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TMI ladies!

BREASTFEEDING IS NATURAL POSTING DETAILS ON FACEBOOK IS NOT. Actual Advice Mallard
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