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Drink Coffee

DON'T WANT TO DOZE OFF AND SLEEP IN? DRINK COFFEE. THE CAFFEINE CAN HELP YOU STAY AWAKE. Actual Advice Mallard

luggage yay

CUSTOMERS REQUEST NAVY MATCHING LUGGAGE LINE IT'S OK TO RELEASE SMALL AMOUNTS OF THE LINE AT A TIME Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously mallards!!!

IT IS TIME TO STOP USING ME Actual Advice Mallard

good advice

RUSHING PHI SIGMA PI IS A GREAT WAY TO IMPROVE YOUR COLLEGE EXPERIENCE Actual Advice Mallard

good advice

RUSHING PHI SIGMA PI IS A GREAT WAY TO IMPROVE YOUR COLLEGE EXPERIENCE Actual Advice Mallard

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HEY, HEY TOBY DO U LIKE MY WINGS  Actual Advice Mallard

To those shitty parents

PARENTS, BEFORE YOU BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR NIECE'S FRIEND.. YOU SHOULD BE FRIENDS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S/SON'S FRIEND FIRST. Actual Advice Mallard

For those who get sea sick

IF YOU SUFFER FROM SEA SICKNESS STICK AN EARPLUG IN ONE EAR, IT WILL STOP YOU FEELING SICK AFTER 10MINS Actual Advice Mallard

As a Canadian...

WE LIVE IN -30 DEGREE WEATHER 6 MONTHS A YEAR AND DONT CRY ABOUT IT THERE'S ONE FUCKING SNOW STORM IN THE STATES AND THE WORLD GOES APE SHIT  Actual Advice Mallard

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JENTER, SKAL DERE LAGE DUCKFACE LÆR AV MESTEREN Actual Advice Mallard