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Iron Ducky

THIS LITTLE DUCKY THINKS HE'S IRON MAN Actual Advice Mallard

I am tired of people claiming this is not common decency!

WHEN YOU WANT TO USE A TOILET WITH A DOOR YOU ALWAYS KNOCK! Actual Advice Mallard

For all my fellow history students

JUST  REMINDER FOR ALL YOU HISTORY STUDENTS DON'T USE WIKIPEDIA Actual Advice Mallard

Might come in handy!

SET YOUR STANDARD GPS LOCATION TO YOUR LOCAL POLICE OFFICE IF YOUR CAR IS STOLEN, THE THIEVES WILL BE IN FOR A SURPRISE. Actual Advice Mallard

just got back

I JUST GOT BACK FROM DOWN SOUTH WHAT HAPPENED? Actual Advice Mallard

A guy turned me down for this one.

COSPLAY MEANS DRESSING UP? NO, IT MEANS SHE WOULD BE COMFORTABLE IN MOST ITEMS OF CLOTHING. Actual Advice Mallard

Keep yer pants on

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO A GIRL WHO'S AGE YOU DON'T KNOW ASK WHICH SCHOOL SHE GOES TO, IT'S LESS AWKWARD THAN ASKING HOW OLD SHE IS Actual Advice Mallard

friendly advice

NEVER FORGET OR REJECT YOUR FRIENDS NEVER Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU HAVE BRAINFREEZE FROM EATING ICE-CREAM TOO QUICKLY. PUSH YOUR THUMB ON THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH, IT WILL RELIEVE THE PRESSURE. Actual Advice Mallard