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Turn signals on BEFORE intersection!

PUT YOUR TURN SIGNAL ON BEFORE YOU GET TO THE INTERSECTION ALLOWS DRIVERS TO ADJUST FOR YOU SLOWING OR STOPPING Actual Advice Mallard
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It doesn't matter if you have social anxiety or not, this is just common courtesy.

IF YOU DECIDE TO FLAKE ON A PARTY OR EVENT INVITE... HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL THE YOUR THE HOST YOU CAN'T MAKE IT, EVEN IF IT'S LAST MINUTE. Actual Advice Mallard
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Tired of no having money for emergencies

SAVE AT LEAST 10% OF YOUR PAYCHECK YOU WILL APRECIATE IT LATER Actual Advice Mallard
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hahaha smile mallard

WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE? USE AMAZON SMILE AND AMAZON WILL DONATE PART OF YOUR PURCHASE TO YOUR DESIGNATED CHARITY OR RESCUE Actual Advice Mallard
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Be cruel to be kind

GET USED TO SAYING NO TO YOUR KIDS THEY WILL APPRECIATE IT MUCH MORE WHEN YOU DO SAY YES Actual Advice Mallard
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Maybe also "platitude water-fowl"

STOP CALLING ME
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It should be common knowledge

IF YOU HAVE A MISSED CALL AND A VOICEMAIL LISTEN TO THE VOICEMAIL FIRST Actual Advice Mallard
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Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

IF YOUR S.O. EXPECTS YOU TO CHANGE YOUR MIND EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVEN'T ADDRESSED YOUR REASONS FOR HAVING A PARTICULAR OPINION, THEN FIND SOMEONE WHO ISN'T A CONTROL FREAK AND CARES MORE ABOUT FINDING OUT THE TRUTH OR THE BEST ANSWER TOGETHER INSTEAD OF EXPECTING YOU TO OBEY THEM. Actual Advice Mallard
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Unless delivery costs too much

BUY FROM AMAZON RETAIL SHOPS INFLATE PRICES FOR PROFIT Actual Advice Mallard
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In response to all the NYE GG DDs who got harrassed for not drinking

ORDER A WATER WITH ICE AND A LEMON WEDGE IF YOU'RE NOT DRINKING. IT LOOKS LIKE A VODKA SODA AND PEOPLE DON'T HARRASS YOU. Actual Advice Mallard
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