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Actual Advice Mallard

Toilet Toothbrush

KEEP YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AWAY FROM THE TOILET BACTERIA SPREADS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AFTER YOU FLUSH Actual Advice Mallard
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Eat More Chicken

EAT MORE CHICKEN, BEEF OR BEARDED MEN IN CAMO, BUT STAY CLEAR OF THE DUCKS Actual Advice Mallard
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To all you new world travelers...

NEVER ENTER A RESTAURANT WHERE SOMEONE ON THE STREET IS TRYING TO GET YOU TO COME INSIDE THEY KNOW YOU'RE A TOURIST AND THEY ARE GOING TO OVERCHARGE YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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How to rememer what year to write down

IF YOUR STRUGGLING TO REMEMBER WHAT YEAR TO WRITE DOWN ADD 1 TO THE PREVIOUS YEAR Actual Advice Mallard
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Penis & Vagina

YOUR PROFESSOR IS GOING TO SAY 'PENIS' AND 'VAGINA' A LOT DURING REPRO BLOCK DON'T GIGGLE. Actual Advice Mallard
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How would you know how funny the title is?

IF YOU PLAN ON EATING LOLLIES DURING A MOVIE SCREENING OPEN THE PACKET BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS Actual Advice Mallard
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Learned this while studying

IF YOU'RE RESEARCHING BACTERIAL FLORA IN THE MOUTH DON'T EAT SIMULTANEOUSLY Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck You

YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER... DUCK YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Lying Husband

WHEN THE TIME COMES AND YOU LOOK FOR ME, I WON'T BE THERE ANYMORE. NOT BECAUSE OF YOU... BUT BECAUSE I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO STAY Actual Advice Mallard
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when squeezing a lemon...

SQUEEZE CUT SIDE UP YOUR HANDS MAY GET STICKY BUT WASHING YOUR HANDS IS QUICKER THAN PICKING SEEDS OUT OF YOUR FOOD OR DRINK Actual Advice Mallard
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