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Quack :)

PUT MCCOY BACK IN THE GAME. QUACK QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

Rendering Birth Control Ineffective

ANTIBIOTICS CANCLE THE EFFECTIVENESS OF A BIRTH CONTROL PILL USE BACK UP Actual Advice Mallard

In response to the guy who lifts weights.

BAD MOOD, LOW SELF ESTEEM, LITTLE ENERGY TO DO ANYTHING? ADDERALL Actual Advice Mallard

yeah. tis true

DON'T TATTOO SOMEONE'S NAME/FACE ON YOUR SKIN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE Actual Advice Mallard

Dirty ass pond

JUST GONNA SWIM ALONG THIS DIRTY ASS POND SWIM, SWIM, SWIM Actual Advice Mallard

Long text, but I feel a lot of teens need this advice

IF YOU SUFFER FROM PANIC ATTACKS AND ANXIETY, TALK TO YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS ABOUT IT, TELL THEM OPENLY WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU, IT'LL MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU TO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM AND YOU'LL FEEL SAFER WHILE GOING OUT WITH THEM. ALSO THEY WON'T FREAK OUT IF YOU START PANICKING. Actual Advice Mallard

Duck Approved

DUCK APPROVED Actual Advice Mallard

I learned the hard way

YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO BE HAPPY ALONE BEFORE STARTING A RELATIONSHIP Actual Advice Mallard

recent breakup with mutual friends.

BROKE UP WITH SO BUT HAVE A LOT OF MUTUAL FRIENDS? MUTUAL FRIEND GROUP IS NEUTRAL TERRITORY.  DON'T BRING YOUR NEW SO TO THESE EVENTS.  Actual Advice Mallard

This is what I think, as a former English teacher.

IF YOU THINK TWILIGHT, 50 SHADES OF GREY, ETC. ARE AWFUL BOOK SERIES THEN GO WRITE BETTER BOOKS Actual Advice Mallard