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Actual Advice Mallard

Other advice I can ever give that I wished my parents followed

NEVER START DRINKING Actual Advice Mallard
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Since New Years is around the corner

ACETALDEHYDE IS THE CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES HANGOVERS AND ACETATE IS THE CHEMICAL THAT REMAINS WHEN NOT HUNGOVER IT'S BEEN PROVEN THAT SPRITE QUICKENS THE PROCESS OF THIS CHANGE Actual Advice Mallard
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If you receive a gift...

IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU SOMETHING SAY THANK YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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how to save money this newyear

IF YOU DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON FIREWORKS TO MAKE NOISE THIS NEW YEAR YOU CAN JUST PLAY A JUSTIN BIEVER, ONE DIRECTION OR A NICKI MINAJ SONGS THEY'LL MAKE ALOT MORE NOISE THAN ANY FIREWORKS Actual Advice Mallard
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what's your officer problem?

IF I WAS YOU I WOULD SUGGEST BECOMING A BULBORB. Actual Advice Mallard
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alistair duck

ADD ALISTAIR AS A CLOSE FRIEND ON FACEBOOK SO THAT YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY NOTIFIED WHEN HE FINALLY POSTS #ALISTAIR. Actual Advice Mallard
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It just makes you sound like a jerk

THE MOMENT YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE IN AN ARGUEMENT YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST Actual Advice Mallard
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This is a title stupid

IF YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO YOU GET HURT Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a gf

DON'T 'LIKE' YOUR EX'S FB PICTURE JUST DON'T Actual Advice Mallard
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I LIKE FIRE TRUCKS THEY ARE NICE Actual Advice Mallard
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