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Other advice I can ever give that I wished my parents followed

NEVER START DRINKING  Actual Advice Mallard

Since New Years is around the corner

ACETALDEHYDE IS THE CHEMICAL THAT CAUSES HANGOVERS AND ACETATE IS THE CHEMICAL THAT REMAINS WHEN NOT HUNGOVER IT'S BEEN PROVEN THAT SPRITE QUICKENS THE PROCESS OF THIS CHANGE Actual Advice Mallard

If you receive a gift...

IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU SOMETHING SAY THANK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU DONT WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON FIREWORKS TO MAKE NOISE THIS NEW YEAR YOU CAN JUST PLAY A JUSTIN BIEVER, ONE DIRECTION OR A NICKI MINAJ SONGS THEY'LL MAKE ALOT MORE NOISE THAN ANY FIREWORKS Actual Advice Mallard

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IF I WAS YOU I WOULD SUGGEST BECOMING A BULBORB. Actual Advice Mallard

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ADD ALISTAIR AS A CLOSE FRIEND ON FACEBOOK SO THAT YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY NOTIFIED WHEN HE FINALLY  POSTS #ALISTAIR. Actual Advice Mallard

It just makes you sound like a jerk

THE MOMENT YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE IN AN ARGUEMENT YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO YOU GET HURT Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a gf

DON'T 'LIKE' YOUR EX'S FB PICTURE JUST DON'T Actual Advice Mallard

I LIKE FIRE TRUCKS THEY ARE NICE Actual Advice Mallard