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want to post a selfie?

SELFIES ARE ALWAYS ON THE FRONT  PAGE.... ....OF R/GONEWILD Actual Advice Mallard

For those who keep forgetting peoples names....

IF YOU FORGOT SOMEONES NAME ASK THEM WHAT THEIR NAME WAS, WHEN THEY TELL YOU, SAY:

x-mas present

IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE YOU STILL NEED TO BUY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR, STOP AT A GAS STATION AND GET A PREPAID GAS CARD.  Actual Advice Mallard

BAJAR UN JUEGO

QUIERES BAJAR UN JUEGO PERO PESA MUCHO? UNA DE LAS MEJORES FORMAS ES POR TORRENT, PUEDES PAUSAR LAS DESCARGAS SIN PROBLEMA Actual Advice Mallard

Dating Advice

A MAN WILL FLY ACROSS THE WORLD SLEEP WITH A GIRL ONCE BUT WONT CROSS THE STREET TO DO IT AGAIN Actual Advice Mallard

It doesn't matter

IF SOMEONE WISHES YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS SAY THANK YOU, EVEN IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE IT Actual Advice Mallard

No one likes a whiner

KEEP TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU'RE FAT EVENTUALLY HE'LL START BELIEVING YOU Actual Advice Mallard

One of the best advices ever

WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE MISSING A WORKOUT FUCKING JUST DON'T MISS IT Actual Advice Mallard

starting off on the wrong foot

WHEN GOING TO A JOB INTERWIEW  15 MINUTES EARLY IS TOO EARLY  Actual Advice Mallard

Duck sense

IM A DUCK                         AND I ACT LIKE A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard