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THE LONGER YOU HAVE TO WAIT THE HARDER THEY ARE WORKING Actual Advice Mallard

Please. Just don't.

DON'T BRING ANYONE WHO CAN'T KEEP QUIET FOR 2-3 HOURS TO CINEMAS Actual Advice Mallard

quack quack

BUTI LANG. HINDI AKO! Actual Advice Mallard

I support Phil

I WAS ONE OF THE LUCKY ONES  BUT SECRETLY...I WANTED TO BE ON PHIL ROBERTSON'S DINNER TABLE Actual Advice Mallard

I'm A DURK!

HEY HEY MAN LOOK.  I'M A DURK! Actual Advice Mallard

I just made a terrible mistake.

DOUBLE CHECK A LINK BEFORE YOU SEND IT TO SOMEONE ELSE. Actual Advice Mallard

sometimes you don't get what you deserve,

  GOOD OR BAD, BECAUSE LIFE SOMETIMES KICKS GOOD GUYS IN THE TEETH, AND LETS DIRTBAGS THRIVE.... Actual Advice Mallard

real life

 SOMETIMES YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU DESERVE, GOOD OR BAD, BECAUSE LIFE SOMETIMES KICKS GOOD GUYS IN THE TEETH, AND LETS DIRTBAGS THRIVE....  Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE WHO'S SICK, ONLY ASK YES-NO QUESTIONS SPEAKING TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY FOR THEM, NOW THEY CAN JUST SHAKE THEIR HEAD Actual Advice Mallard

For reddit

NEVER BECOME RECKLESS WHEN ON LOW HITPOINTS YOU STILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BACK UP YOUR TEAM Actual Advice Mallard