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Flying for the holidays? Here's a tip!

IF YOU WANT TO PASS THROUGH TSA AND KEEP YOUR WATER TELL THEM IT'S FOR YOUR MEDICATION. THEY HAVE TO LET YOU KEEP IT! Actual Advice Mallard
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Both sides are guilty.

BEING AN UNINFORMED, BIASED AND BIGOTED LIBERAL IS JUST AS BAD AS BEING AN UNINFORED, BIASED AND BIGOTED CONSERVATIVE. Actual Advice Mallard
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It has been the fate of too many people

IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY HAVING A DIFFICULT TIME IN YOUR LIFE STARTING A DRUG ADDICTION WILL NOT HELP Actual Advice Mallard
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LIKE A DUCK

THIS DUCK IS MORE INTERESTING THAN YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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obvious duck

PLZ Actual Advice Mallard
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Seriously, if you want them to continue living, don't.

IF AN ELDERLY RELATIVE OR FRIEND IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY DON'T THOW THEM A SURPRISE PARTY Actual Advice Mallard
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Fucking Duck

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? BITCH LOOK AT ME I'M A FUCKING DUCK! Actual Advice Mallard
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LEARNED IT TOO LATE!

NEVER ACCEPT GIFTS FROM EXES NOT ONLY IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY AND CONFUSED, IT'LL OPEN OLD WOUNDS AND WILL MAKE MOVING ON A LOT HARDER Actual Advice Mallard
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Useful Advice

LISTEN TO YOUR TEACHERS THEY KNOW HOW TO GRADUATE COLLEGE Actual Advice Mallard
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Especially in the winter months

BEFORE YOU TAKE A SHOWER, PUT THE CLOTHS YOU PLAN TO WEAR AFTER IN THE DRYER ONCE YOU PUT THEM ON, YOU WILL BE VERY WARM AND COMFY Actual Advice Mallard
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