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For Those Learning To Be Teens

IF YOU'RE SNEAKING AROUND WITH A BACKPACK HOLD IT FROM THE HANDLE TO REDUCE NOISE Actual Advice Mallard

dale un beso

SI QUIERES QUE TU NOVIO NO SE SIENTA MAL POR LA BROMITA DALE UN BESO QUE TE AMA BASTANTE Actual Advice Mallard

Lost lol

THEY'LL

Advice for ''race victims''

NO MATTER WHAT RACE YOU ARE THERE WILL ALWAYS BE PEOPLE WHO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST YOU Actual Advice Mallard

Empty your bowels

EMPTY YOUR BOWELS BEFORE WATCHING AN HORRORMOVIE Actual Advice Mallard

A better way to say thank you, especially if you know they'd rather be drinking with you!!

WHEN GOING TO THE BAR FOR DRINKS, BUY YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER SHOTS AND A TAXI RIDE HOME, DO THEM A FAVOR Actual Advice Mallard

papow quack quack

QUACK  I SAY QUACK Actual Advice Mallard

best advice ever

IF YOU HAVE A DECK  YOU'RE REALLY BAD PLAYING AGAINST.. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY PLAY THAT DECK YOURSELF. Actual Advice Mallard

ANDROID PC

QUIERES TENER APLICACIONES DE ANDROID EN TU PC? BAJA LOS EMULADORES

gestor de descargas

 TIENES UN INTERNET LENTO, SE CAE Y NO PUEDES DEJAR DESCARGAS EN LA NOCHE? BAJA UN GESTOR DE DESCARGAS Y ASUNTO ARREGLADO Actual Advice Mallard