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Drake fake fan

ALL ABOARD THE SEAHAWKS BANDWAGON!! Actual Advice Mallard

2 hours on the phone with customer support later - I remembered why I hate EA

EA GAMES SUCKS AVOID ORIGIN AT ALL COSTS Actual Advice Mallard

Why isn't this common knowledge!?

TRAFFIC CAMS START TAKING PICTURES AT 11+ MPH OVER THE LIMIT DON'T SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES LIKE AN IDIOT.  YOU MIGHT CAUSE AN ACCIDENT. Actual Advice Mallard

OH my God it hurts soo much!

DON'T WACH YOUR HANDS AND THEN PUT YOUR CONTACT LENSES Actual Advice Mallard

Appreciate kindness

IF YOUR ROOMATE CLEANS THE WHOLE HOUSE WITHOUT BEING ASKED SAY THANK YOU Actual Advice Mallard

prie ko tos antys

PRIE KO ČIA TOS ANTYS? Actual Advice Mallard

anron e tap

ZORNICA  Actual Advice Mallard

BETTER PLANET

WE TALK SO MUCH ABOUT LEAVING A BETTER PLANET TO OUR KID WE FORGET ABOUT LEAVING BETTER KIDS TO THIS PLANET Actual Advice Mallard

Want to drop the kids off at the pool?

CAN'T TAKE  A SATISFYING POOP? OVERCOOK THREE HEADS OF BROCCOLI, EAT THEM, AND GO FOR A JOG Actual Advice Mallard

wiki SMARTNESS

NEIZMANTOJIET WIKIPEDIA KĀ INFORMĀCIJAS AVOTU IZMANTOJIET TĀS ATSAUCES! Actual Advice Mallard