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Don't be an ice hole

IF IT SNOWS, CLEAR THE SNOW OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR CAR. AT HIGH SPEEDS, SHEETS OF ICE AND SNOW COULD FLY OFF AND BECOME A DANGER TO OTHER DRIVERS. Actual Advice Mallard

Dont get to stressed about it

DONT GET TO STRESSED ABOUT IT EVRYONE KNOWS YOU ARE GOING TO BE ACCEPTED SOMEWHERE BETTER, I CAN BET ON IT Actual Advice Mallard

give it fun

GIRLS  BE THINKING SHIT FUNNY JOJO Actual Advice Mallard

She left me two months ago....

MAKE SURE YOU GO TO MARRIAGE COUNSELING, IT CAN SAVE YOU FROM A BROKEN HEART LATER ON. Actual Advice Mallard

Eben le fodora advise

WOMEN LOVES SMILES MATT TAKE NOTES Actual Advice Mallard

ethan the welder

WOMEN LIKE SMILES MATT TAKE NOTES Actual Advice Mallard

harpy kill

HARPYS KILL Actual Advice Mallard

I see a lot of unhappy couples out there

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF URGENCY TO ALWAYS BE WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE DATING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DATING THEM Actual Advice Mallard

Swiss advice mallard

CAN'T GIVE YOU ADVICE CAUSE HE'S NEUTRAL Actual Advice Mallard

For perkinator

Y U WANNA FUCK? WANT TO?!?!?!? THEN DONT GIVE ME ONE YOUR SEARCHING FOR A FUCK TO GIVE ON MY? ILL GIVE U A DOUBLE ONE HA Actual Advice Mallard