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haha pewdiepie

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good advice swag

WHEN SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT A GIFT GET HER A GIFT. Actual Advice Mallard

I bet many of you are looking up "platitude" now

IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE HOT PAGE CAPTION THIS IMAGE WITH A PLATITUDE OR A COMPLAINT. IT'S NOT TECHNICALLY

Girlfriend Shopping

CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR CHRISTMAS? LOOK AT HER PINTEREST PAGE. Actual Advice Mallard

I was driving in the city recently

WHEN WAITING TO CROSS THE STREET, DON'T STAND ON THE VERY EDGE OF THE CURB YOU'LL MAKE DRIVERS LESS NERVOUS AND DECREASE THE RISK OF GETTING HIT Actual Advice Mallard

Don't just only take

IF YOUR PARTNER HAS BEEN TREATING LIKE YOU ARE THEIR EVERYTHING DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM, THEY WILL LOVE YOU EVEN MORE Actual Advice Mallard

Get your money

IF YOU WANT MORE MONEY, BECOME EDUCATED IN PASSIVE INCOME  COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR BOSS PAYING SKINNY DOESN'T HELP Actual Advice Mallard

Not replying to your messages, but she's on Facebook?

IF SHE'S ON FACEBOOK, BUT CAN'T FIND THE TIME TO REPLY TO YOUR MESSAGE SHE'S NOT INTO YOU Actual Advice Mallard

a duck's advice

IN LIFE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO NEVER EVER TAKE AN A DVICE FROM A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

a duck's advice

IN LIFE ALWAYS REMEBER TO NEVER EVER TAKE AN ADVICE FROM A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard