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You could ruin the drivers life too

IF YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOURSELF DON'T JUMP IN FRONT OF TRAFFIC Actual Advice Mallard

VIDA FELIZ

QUIERES EL SECRETO PARA UNA VIDA FELIZ?  Actual Advice Mallard

Stupid man night

REMEMBER TO PUT THE OIL PAN DRAIN PLUG BACK IN BEFORE YOU ADD NEW OIL Actual Advice Mallard

stupid duck

THAT MALAPROPIST HUMAN TO ME TO RUN.... I FLY DUMMY!!! Actual Advice Mallard

Dont skip

DON'T LET FRIENDS SKIP LEG DAY Actual Advice Mallard

Grapes of Wrath

WHEN EATTING GRAPES AND OLIVES DON'T HAVE THEM CLOSE TOGETHER ON THE PLATE. Actual Advice Mallard

Problem Solved.

IF YOU WORK FOR THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT KILL YOURSELF. Actual Advice Mallard

And you should probably send flowers.

IF YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOUR SO IS MAD AT YOU, THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG. Actual Advice Mallard

FUCK QUACKMEME ALEX

TELLS ALEX SMOKING IS BAD FOR HIM HE IS GRATEFUL SOMEONE FINALLY TOLD HIM Actual Advice Mallard

tfg dfgj

SKYLINE STUDENTS DON'T GO TO SCHOOL TODAY Actual Advice Mallard