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A word to the wise

IF YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE SINGLE. Actual Advice Mallard

When browsing reddit

TO BE BETTER AT REDDIT USE HOVER ZOOM ON CHROME Actual Advice Mallard

think about it

DON'T BY A GIFT FOR SOMEONE  KNOWING YOU'LL END UP WITH IT  Actual Advice Mallard

Double Check

BEFORE YOU SEND SOMEONE A LETTER MAKE SURE ITS THE RIGHT ONE OR YOU MIGHT END UP AS A RAPIST Actual Advice Mallard

Can't believe I have to remind my friends of this...

WEAR A SEATBELT Actual Advice Mallard

Tip for the holidays

BUY EXTRA GIFT CARDS AND KEEP THEM IN YOUR PURSE OR WALLET SO IF SOMEONE SURPRISES YOU WITH A GIFT YOU AREN'T EMPTY HANDED.  Actual Advice Mallard

Nothing is worse than changing a tire in the snow.

WATCH FOR POTHOLES AFTER THE FIRST BIG SNOW IN YOUR CITY SNOW PLOWS CAN REMOVE CHUNKS OF DAMAGED PAVEMENT Actual Advice Mallard

SWINGTOWN XMAS CD

IF YOU NEED A GREAT CHRISTMAS PRESENT THAT'S CHEAP AND PREP-RELATED SWINGTOWN CHRISTMAS CD - $10. Actual Advice Mallard

Dont do it

IF U MAKE A MEME THAT COULD OFFEND PEOPLE DONT POST IT Actual Advice Mallard

UL BRE!

NEVER, EVER EVER OPPOSE UŠAJ! Actual Advice Mallard