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In an age filled with selfish people and selfish friends..

IF SOMEONE MAKES TIME FOR YOU, MAKE SURE YOU LET THAT PERSON KNOW YOU APPRECIATE THEM. Actual Advice Mallard

I learned this the hard way...

NEVER MAKE A DECISION WHEN YOU'RE TOO ANGRY OR WHEN YOU'RE TOO HAPPY Actual Advice Mallard

Resume Life hack

THE NEXT TIME YOUR DOING UP YOUR RESUME LIST THAT YOU WERE TIME MAGAZINES PERSON OF THE YEAR 2006 Actual Advice Mallard

Phone with boss

NEXT TIME YOUR BOSS CALLS YOU AFTER HOURS... PICK-UP THE HOUSE PHONE OR RING THE DOOR BELL AND SAY YOU NEED TO LEAVE Actual Advice Mallard

for the dramatic people

LIVE A BETTER LIFE JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK Actual Advice Mallard

i'll do that

IF YOU WANT TO STAY HEALTHY OVER WINTER HAVE A FRUIT AFTER EVERY MEAL LIKE BANANA Actual Advice Mallard

bolsitas de te

SE TE OLVIDO EL PROTECTOR SOLAR Y TE QUEMASTE LA PIEL? UNAS CUÁNTAS BOLSITAS DE TÉ APLICADAS TE QUITARÁN EL ARDOR  Actual Advice Mallard

Learned this the hard way.

DON'T MAKE SEX A RACE MAKE IT A MARATHON Actual Advice Mallard

lEARNED THE HARD WAY

IF YOUR GF/WIFE IS ON HER PERIOD DON'T COMMENT ON FOOD'S NUTRITIONAL VALUES Actual Advice Mallard

Darn Christ Mythicists Are Everywhere

BEFORE PRESENTING THE EVIDENCE FOR JESUS CHRIST'S RESURRECTION FIRST, ASK THE PERSON IF HE EVEN BELIEVES JESUS WAS A HISTORICAL INDIVIDUAL Actual Advice Mallard