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Good advice to all guys, everywhere.

MOST OF THE TIME, WHEN A GIRL PUSHES A GUY AWAY SHE REALLY WANTS TO SEE IF HE WILL ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR HER. MAN UP. Actual Advice Mallard

I wish someone has told me this 4 years ago

GET TO KNOW AT LEAST 1 OF YOUR PROFESSORS OUTSIDE OF CLASS OTHERWISE FINDING QUALITY REFERENCES WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT Actual Advice Mallard

EQUISDEEEEEE DESMOTIVADO

TE SIENTES DESMOTIVADO? ESCUCHA MÚSICA ALEGRE O ENERGÉTICA Actual Advice Mallard

PATO SAPBEEE

NO TOMES DECISIONES CUANDO ESTAS MOLEST@ NO HAGAS PROMESAS CUANDO ESTAS FELIZ Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAAN

SI TU NOVIA EMPIEZA A FUMAR USA LUBRICANTE Y HAZLO MAS LENTO Actual Advice Mallard

PATO CONSEJERO

NO LE DIGAS A LA GENTE DE TUS PLANES ES MEJOR MOSTRARLES LOS RESULTADOS Actual Advice Mallard

After a whole bag of chips and a tub of dip...

START PREPARING YOUR MEAL BEFORE YOU ARE OVERLY HUNGRY THIS WILL REDUCE THE URGE TO SNACK WHILE COOKNG Actual Advice Mallard

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PUT SMELLY SHOES IN THE FREEZER OVERNIGHT THE COLD WILL KILL THE BACTERIA AND SMELL Actual Advice Mallard

Few things are more attractive than productivity.

THE BEST WAY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IS TO GET A LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

Stay powered in snow

SNOW IS FUN.BUT REMEMBER, POWER OUTAGES ARE A REAL POSSIBILITY.  KEEP YOUR ELECTRONICS PLUGGED IN. Actual Advice Mallard