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JUST DO IT ALREADY

ASK HER OUT IF SHE SAYS

When i was born..

WHEN I WAS BORN MY MOM TOLD ME I COULD BECOME ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. SO I BECAME A FROG. Actual Advice Mallard

Complains with Girlfriend

IF YOU'RE COMPLAINING TOO MUCH ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT'S TIME TO CHANGE. Actual Advice Mallard

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STARTLED BY SEEING CARRIE UNDERWOOD AS MARIA VON TRAPP? A LITTLE BIT OF NETFLIX WILL MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY Actual Advice Mallard

Zero ducks given

             SORRY, FRESH OUTTA                      DUCKS TO GIVE       Actual Advice Mallard

ACTUAL ADVICE

WHEN YOU CLEAN YOUR WINDSHIELD AT THE GAS STATION CLEAN YOUR WIPER BLADES TOO Actual Advice Mallard

3 more days

YOU  HAVE A DAY OFF IN 3 DAYS? YOU SHOULD USE THAT TIME TO RELAX AND UNWIND Actual Advice Mallard

They really do deserve it when you think about it

IF YOU WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOMETHING IMPORTANT MAKE A DONATION TO WIKIPEDIA Actual Advice Mallard

Relationship Advice

ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE? DON’T HESITATE, DON’T BE SCARED, GO AFTER IT! Actual Advice Mallard

ducky friend

FUCK  'DUCK DYNASY'  Actual Advice Mallard