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You'll save a ton of money and she'll thank you for it

BEFORE YOU PROPOSE WATCH THE BLOOD DIAMOND STARING LEONARDO DECAPRIO Actual Advice Mallard
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Arkansas Duck Hunting

TIM, JEREMY!!! I AM OVER HERE!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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best advice my dad gave me

IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A VICE YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT Actual Advice Mallard
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Obnoxious, but effective.

PLACE YOUR ALARM CLOCK FAR FROM YOUR BED YOU'LL HAVE TO GET UP TO TURN IT OFF, AND WON'T FALL BACK TO SLEEP Actual Advice Mallard
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Deal with it!

IM A DUCK DEAL WITH IT! Actual Advice Mallard
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Starbucks coffee

ASK FOR A MEDIUM COFFEE IN A LARGE CUP AT STARBUCKS THEY WILL FILL IT UP TO THE NORMAL LARGE SIZE AND YOU GET IT CHEAPER Actual Advice Mallard
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when wife's around

WHEN YOUR WIFE IS AROUND DON'T EAT THE LAST ANYTHING Actual Advice Mallard
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Always a good time

ALWAYS GO DOWN DARK ALLEYWAYS BY YOURSELF IN CHICAGO Actual Advice Mallard
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I thought this was common sense...

IF YOU'RE DRIVING WITH YOUR HIGH-BEAMS ON SWITCH BACK TO NORMAL WHEN YOU SEE A CAR ON THE OTHER LANE. Actual Advice Mallard
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The Best advice to give Boyfriends and Husbands in December

IF YOU HAVE A GF OR A WIFE START THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO GET HER FOR CHRISTMAS NOW Actual Advice Mallard
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