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duck debate

IF YOU'RE RUNNING NEG...  YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A NEG BRIEF ON THE CASE Actual Advice Mallard

guilt trip

IF YOU KILL A MAN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GUILT TRIP HER FOR MARRYING HER OLD HUSBAND'S MURDERER Actual Advice Mallard

Advice to angry parents

IF YOU WANNA TALK SHIT AND BASH OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS, DON'T DO IT AROUND YOU CHILDREN. THEY HAD NO PART IN MAKING YOUR GRUDGE AND SHOULDN'T BE SUBJECTED TO A ONE SIDED ARGUMENT ABOUT PEOPLE THAT LOVE THEM. Actual Advice Mallard

In regards to Christmas presents...

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND TELLS YOU TO NOT GET HER A PRESENT RESPECT HER ENOUGH TO TAKE WHAT SHE SAYS AT FACE VALUE Actual Advice Mallard

Jacobs a bitch

DEAD SPACE 3 IS BETTER THEN PATH OF EXILE ASK ANYONE WITH A BRAIN Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously!! =D

LADIES - IF A MAN SAYS YOU LOOK TIRED/SAD HE IS NOT SAYING YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT HE IS SAYING HE WANTS TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, WITH OR WITHOUT SEX AS A REWARD Actual Advice Mallard

do it

IF YOUR CRUSH MIGHT SOON BREAK UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT HE DID WRONG SO YOU CAN SHOW HER YOU ARE BETTER Actual Advice Mallard

Good to know, hard to follow.

IF YOU WANT TO STUDY SOMETHING FOR SCHOOL DO IT AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME OTHERWISE IT'S GONNA BE MORE DIFFICULT TO START OR YOU'RE JUST GOING TO POSTPONE FOR AN HOUR ONLY TO POSTOPONE IT AGAIN LATER Actual Advice Mallard

Long posts

WHEN MAKING A WORDY/LENGTHY POST USE A LEGIBLE FONT SO PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY READ THEM Actual Advice Mallard

ERECCION EN LA ESCUELA

TIENES UNA ERECCIÓN EN LA ESCUELA? METE TU MISERIA BAJO EL CINTURÓN DE TU PANTALÓN Actual Advice Mallard