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LIBRE DE PECADO

EL QUE ESTE LIBRE DE PECADO QUE MUESTRE LA CARPETA DE FOTOS DE SU WHATSAPP Actual Advice Mallard

Mandaean food

  SOON I WILL BECOME AN ENDANGERED SPECIE Actual Advice Mallard

Every Mandaean dream

ENDANGERED SPECIE  IN MANDAEAN SOCIETIES Actual Advice Mallard

BY: MARIO

I POOP WHEN  I SLEEP!!!!!!! Actual Advice Mallard

True Advice

DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ADVICE FROM ME ANYONE CAN MAKE ONE Actual Advice Mallard

Weight Advice

IF YOU CANNOT SEE YOUR JUNK WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY TALK WITH YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT WEIGHT MANAGEMENT Actual Advice Mallard

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DO NOT SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON THE NUMBERS. Actual Advice Mallard

No more pain!

WEAR FLIP-FLOPS AROUND THE HOUSE WON'T KILL YOU WHEN HITTING YOUR TOE ON STUFF Actual Advice Mallard

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 WOULD YOU STILL MASTURBATE IF, INSTEAD OF MILLIONS OF SPERM COMING OUT, ONLY ONE BIG ONE CAME OUT AND YOU HAD TO KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLED YOU? Actual Advice Mallard

Your server is not a magician

DON'T TIP YOUR SERVER BASED ON HOW QUICKLY YOUR FOOD ARRIVES TIP YOUR SERVER BASED ON HOW HARD THEY WORK Actual Advice Mallard