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stupid idot

BOOOOOOOOYSYSSSSSSSSSSSS NROAMSKIES OR NORMAKSIESESIES???? Actual Advice Mallard

stupid idot

WHY IS THERE A CANADIAN THANKSGIVING AND AN AMERICAN ONE                           -HAYDEN                                  Actual Advice Mallard

Words of advice from Andy Grove

THE MOST POWERFUL TOOL OF ALL IS THE WORD 'NO' Actual Advice Mallard

pato pro-

SI A VIEJO QUIERES LLEGAR A PATO CONSEJERO DEBES ESCUCHAR Actual Advice Mallard

ITS FUNNY SHUT UP

AINT NO DOG IT'S A DOGE Actual Advice Mallard

DONT LIKES ARAÑAS

NO TE GUSTAN LAS ARAÑAS? ROCÍA UN POCO DE ACEITE CITRONELA EN TUS VENTANAS Actual Advice Mallard

MAQUINA DE DULCES

SI GIRAS MÁS LENTO LA PERILLA  DE LA MÁQUINA DE DULCES OBTENDRÁS MÁS PRODUCTO  Actual Advice Mallard

Não uses sempre a mesma piada.

NÃO USES CONSTANTEMENTE A MESMA PIADA AS PESSOAS ACABAM POR SE FARTAR DELA Actual Advice Mallard

Just do it.

KISS YOUR PARENTS ON THEIR FOREHEAD AT ANY OCCASION IT MAKES THEM HAPPY, VERY HAPPY Actual Advice Mallard

Trying to be healthy eating salads? Not at restaurants!

COMING FROM A MEDICAL STUDENT TAKING AN EXTENSIVE MICROBIOLOGY COURSE DO NOT EAT VEGETABLES YOU HAVEN'T SEEN WASHED AND HANDLED YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard