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Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of being unemployed?

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Nobody understand why I need a golden toilet brush for 500,00 $

TELL NO ONE HOW YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU AREN'R RIGHT ABOUT A SUBJECT IN A DISCUSSION INVOLVE OTHER IRRELEVANT SUBJECTS, THIS WILL MAKE YOU LOOK SMARTER Actual Advice Mallard
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USB STICK ADVICE

IF YOU USE A MEMORY STICK FOR COURSEWORK SAVE YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION ON THE MAIN FOLDER SO IF YOU LOSE IT THE FINDER CAN CALL YOU AND RETURN IT Actual Advice Mallard
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My wife told me she doesn't care about celebrating birthrdays

IF YOUR WOMAN SAYS
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CEREAL............................................................ TASTES GOOD WITH MILK Actual Advice Mallard
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Brush yo teeth

BEFORE YOU GO OUT BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH Actual Advice Mallard
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Cheaper and much more effective.

DON'T WASTE MONEY ON TOOTHPASTE SQUEEZERS. SQUEEZE IT ROLLING YOUR DEODORANT BOTTLE OVER THE TOOTHPASTE TUBE INSTEAD Actual Advice Mallard
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Using "might as well"

IF YOU HAVE TO USE
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Seriously. This should be a thing.

HOW ABOUT.... PAYING SERVICE WORKERS FAIR WAGES SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR CUSTOMERS JUST SO THEY CAN MAKE A FUCKING LIVING. Actual Advice Mallard
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