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Seriously. This should be a thing.

HOW ABOUT.... PAYING SERVICE WORKERS FAIR WAGES SO THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR CUSTOMERS TO MAKE FUCKING LIVING. Actual Advice Mallard

don't... just don't

DON'T START SMOKING Actual Advice Mallard

Don't do it

STUCK MY WING IN A BLENDER IT DIDN'T MAKE DUCK SOUP (._.) Actual Advice Mallard

here's my catchy title

AT LEAST 90% OF THE TIME:  USE THE SLING API Actual Advice Mallard

Oh My God Seriously Just Fucking Work

THE ANSWER 90% OF THE TIME: USE THE SLING API Actual Advice Mallard

Hypocrite Advice

IF SOMEONE CRITICIZES YOU AND YOU KNOW THEY'RE BEING A HYPOCRITE, STILL TAKE THE ADVICE. TRUTH IS TRUTH NO MATTER THE SOURCE. Actual Advice Mallard

roaches lose

DON'T FEED THE ROACHES CLEAN UP YOUR MESS Actual Advice Mallard

As a Canadian, I have an AAM for you.

CANADIANS DON'T CARE ABOUT CANADIAN STEREOTYPES. THEY WILL OFTEN JOKE ALONG WITH YOU IF YOU BRING IT UP. Actual Advice Mallard

If you still did not watch the new episode on your series....

DON'T  GO IN SOCIAL WEBSITES JUST DOWNLOAD IT WITHOUT READING ANY COMMENTS Actual Advice Mallard

Oi!!!Dengar sini

HAZIQ... SUNGGUH POYO!! Actual Advice Mallard