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Never forget !!

NEVER FORGET THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE MORE INPORTANT THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND Actual Advice Mallard

If its fake why even bother?

IF YOU THINK SOMEONE IS GIVING YOU A FAKE NUMBER READ IT BACK TO THEM WITH A MISTAKE AND SEE IF THEY CORRECT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

To the person who tried to throw their grandmother a surprise party.

DON'T THROW SURPRISE PARTIES FOR THE ELDERLY. THEY MIGHT DIE BEFORE, AT, OR BECAUSE OF THE PARTY. Actual Advice Mallard

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WHEN THE TEACHER JUST SAID IT WASN'T A FREAKING TOASTER  DON'T ASK HIM, IF HE AGREES IT'S A TOASTER AGAIN Actual Advice Mallard

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DESPITE OUR DIFFERENCES  AMERICANS HAVE A STRONG COMMITMENT TO THE COUNTRY Actual Advice Mallard

Pagan's Mind duck

ACTUAL ADVICE MALLARD SEZ - BUY YOUR TICKET TO PAGAN'S MIND NOW BEFORE THE PRICE GOES UP ON 1/1/2014! Actual Advice Mallard

The Skruggle is Fake

IF YOU FIND THAT THE STRUGGLE IS REAL KEEP REPEATING THIS SAYING OVER AND OVER Actual Advice Mallard

Sarcastic Birthday Girl

DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY? Actual Advice Mallard

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BEGYNN Å GRIN                                             Actual Advice Mallard

My thoughts on the advice duck

THE BEST ADVICE I CAN GIVE YOU IS..... DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM A DUCK Actual Advice Mallard