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[For females] Saving money on skin products

WHEN THE TUBE IS EMPTY AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO THROW IT OUT CUT IT IN HALF AND SCOOP THE REST OUT Actual Advice Mallard

It's a trap!

IF YOUR WIFE IS 20 WEEKS PREGNANT DON'T TELL HER HER SIDE PROFILE LOOKS LIKE HANK HILL'S SIDE PROFILE. Actual Advice Mallard

Cause spelling is hard

IF YOU'RE GOING INTO THE KITCHEN FOR A WEAPON GRAB A FRYING PAN, NOT A KNIFE Actual Advice Mallard

Should you choose to defend yourself:

IF YOU'RE GOING IN THE THE KITCHEN FOR A WEAPON: GRAB A FRYING PAN, NOT A KNIFE. Actual Advice Mallard

Just an advice

NEVER, EVER! LEAVE YOUR CAKE ALONE WITH YOUR FRIEND Actual Advice Mallard

Communism meme

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Don't make theese mistakes

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU FOR A FAVOUR DO IT ONLY IF YOU CAN RELY ON THEM GIVING YOU BACK ONE, LATER. Actual Advice Mallard

Canard !!!

 JA CANARD!! Actual Advice Mallard

Age regulations for advice Mallard MEMEs

IF YOU ARE A TEENAGER OR EVEN IN YOUR TWENTIES DON'T MAKE ADVICE MALLARD MEMES YOU DON'T KNOW HALF AS MUCH AS YOU THINK YOU DO. Actual Advice Mallard

Learned it lately

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOURSELF OR YOUR LIFE DON'T SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER ON THE INTERNET, THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE ANSWER IS YOU. Actual Advice Mallard