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Ducky walk

NOTHING IN EGYPT IS BETTER THAN  WALKING LIKE A SILLY DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

INTERESTED IN R.A

INTERESTED IN BEING A RA/AOC/PC? COME TO THE LOTHIAN DENAT 8PM Actual Advice Mallard

Exam mallard

IF YOU ARE GOING TOO START WATCHING BREAKING BAD AGAIN DO IT AFTER EXAMS Actual Advice Mallard

Works EVERY time :-)

SOMEONE'S DRIVING BEHIND YOU IS TAILGATING YOUR ASS? TURN ON YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS AND WASHER FLUID.  Actual Advice Mallard

Shop talk

STOP BEING SO BOSSY ABOUT  HOW OTHER PEOPLE SPEND THEIR THANKSGIVING  Actual Advice Mallard

Advice for Filesharers

DON´T POST YOUR DATA IN THE TUM FOLDER THEY´LL MAKE MEMES ABOUT YOU Actual Advice Mallard

Saving Sponges one step at a time

MICROWAVE YOUR WET SPONGE FOR 2 MINUTES IT WILL KILL 99% OF BACTERIAL & FUNGI Actual Advice Mallard

In a relationship?

SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU ABOUT YOUR BF/GF? HURRY UP AND TELL THEM WHATS ON YOUR MIND.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you laughed at him, that did you laugh because being black is a punishment?

IF YOU THINK IT WAS FUNNY WHEN NEO-NAZI CRAIG COBB FOUND OUT 20% OF HIS DNA CAME FROM AFRICA, THEN YOU'RE RACIST TOO. Actual Advice Mallard

Kill yourself

PLEASE  KILL YOURSELF Actual Advice Mallard