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Besides, there won't be any unique good games until next year.

IS YOUR PS4 HAVING PROBLEMS? IN THE FUTURE, WAIT A YEAR.  THAT WAY ALL THE BUGS ARE FIXED, AND IT'S CHEAPER Actual Advice Mallard

Plus, there won't be any decent games until next year.

IS YOUR PS4 HAVING PROBLEMS? IN THE FUTURE, ALWAYS A YEAR. THAT WAY THE BUGS ARE IRONED OUT. Actual Advice Mallard

Trolls Everywhere

TREAT EVERY DOWN VOTE AS IF THE PERSON IS JUST TROLLIN' Actual Advice Mallard

NEVER SMOKING

NUNCA EMPIECES A FUMAR  Actual Advice Mallard

don't hit

WHEN PLAYING OCTOBALL  TRY AVOIDING HITTING PEOPLE IN THEIR FACES Actual Advice Mallard

I know its true, but it's really hard to accept

IF YOU ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO MAKE PLANS AND NEVER GET A DIRECT ANSWER THATS YOUR ANSWER Actual Advice Mallard

duck meme

BEING A DUCK IS SO AWSOME... BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS WET DOWN THERE  Actual Advice Mallard

This totally changed my life

IF YOU'RE WATCHING A MOVIE ON YOUR COMPUTER HIT THE SPACEBAR TO GET RID OF THE MOUSE. Actual Advice Mallard

From Experience

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE FARTED.. DONT BREATH THROGH YOUR NOSE Actual Advice Mallard

duh duh DUUUUH!

CUT A RED SOLO CUP IN HALF  AND PUT THE 2 HALVES ON TOP OF YOUR COMPTER SPEAKERS Actual Advice Mallard