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Actual Advice Mallard

leaving work

IF YOU PLAN ON LEAVING WORK EARLY DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR BOSS WHEN YOU'RE GOING Actual Advice Mallard
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Asthma tip

IF YOU HAVE ASTHMA, TAKE VOICE LESSONS WHEN YOU GET A COUGH, KEEP YOUR RIB CAGE EXPANDED AND BREATHE FROM YOUR GUT Actual Advice Mallard
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fertjry rhe e rhhre herhrrh

ALWAYS PUT THE BROS BEFORE HOES BECAUSE IN AVERAGE THEY WILL LAST LONGER IN YOUR LIFE Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU'RE A GUN OWNER, TAKE A NON-SHOOTING FRIEND OUT FOR A PRIVATE LESSON. IT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ABOUT SAFETY THAT MUCH MORE CONVINCING IN THE FUTURE. Actual Advice Mallard
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Animals taste good

ANIMALS TASTE GOOD! Actual Advice Mallard
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screw up.

I WILL DO EVERYTHING THAT IT TAKES AND USE EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE IN ME TO GET YOU BACK. Actual Advice Mallard
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REAL ADVICE

WHEN PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES DOWN, ITS BECAUSE THEY FEEL VULNERABLE NOT BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO JOIN IN AND MAKE FUN OF THEM, TOO Actual Advice Mallard
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self put down

WHEN PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES DOWN, ITS BECAUSE THEY FEEL VULNARABLE NOT BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO JOIN IN AND ALSO MAKE FUN OF THEM Actual Advice Mallard
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saves me some time

IF YOU WANT TO AVOID YOUR WINDSHIELD FREEZING OVER, THROW A OLD TOWEL/BLANKET OVER IT AND REMOVE THE ICY COVER IN THE MORNING Actual Advice Mallard
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Badass Duck

A HUNTER TRIED TO KILL ME AND MISSED ALL 8 SHOTS. QUACK QUACK! MOTHAFUCKA Actual Advice Mallard
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