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Actual Advice Mallard

Badass Duck

A HUNTER TRIED TO KILL ME AND MISSED ALL EIGHT SHOTS. QUACK QUACK! MOTHAFUCKA Actual Advice Mallard
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Kinda Fishy

I'M A FISH. CALL ME A DUCK ONE MORE TIME... Actual Advice Mallard
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Advice Malard Says SO

KEEP YOUR FRIDGE CLOSED ALWAYS BUT ESPECIALLY FOR BREAK Actual Advice Mallard
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Montucky Sucks

WHY DO DUCKS FLY UPSIDE DOWN OVER MONTANA THERE'S NOTHING WORTH CRAPPING ON Actual Advice Mallard
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CHICA ROMPECORAZONES

CUANDO UNA CHICA TE ROMPA EL CORAZÓN TIENES QUE MANTENER TU MENTE OCUPADA EN ALGO QUE TE GUSTEN, DEPORTE O VIDEOJUEGO. ESO AYUDARÁ A SUPERAR TODO Actual Advice Mallard
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Duck Dynasty Y'ALL

QUACK QUACK QUACK DUCK DYNASTY CLUB @ 19 BATTEN DR. AT 7:30PM Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't know what to do.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO DO NOTHING AND PUT THE GUILTY IN SOMEONE ELSE. Actual Advice Mallard
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Try it. Builds confidence aswell

BEFORE GOING OUT ON A DATE GO TO THE GYM AND BREAK A SWEAT. YOU WONT GET PIT STAINS AND YOU WILL HAVE MORE ENERGY. Actual Advice Mallard
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How to always eat fresh fries at mcdonalds

WANT MCDONALDS TO COOK YOUR FRIES AT THE TIME OF YOUR ORDER? ASK FOR NO SALT. THEY WILL MAKE YOU A FRESH BATCH SINCE THE ONES THEY HAVE ARE ALREADY SALTED. Actual Advice Mallard
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After another of those fucking friendzone posts.

GIRLS ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO WHINING BITCHES GROW SOME BALLS Actual Advice Mallard
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