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poop the

LEON THE DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

It will only make them angrier

DON'T ASK SOMEONE TO CALM DOWN JUST DON'T Actual Advice Mallard

For anything related to money

IF IT SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE      THEN IT PROBABLY IS   Actual Advice Mallard

When going abroad rather than buying loads of adapters

WHEN GOING ABROAD WITH DIFFERENT PLUG SOCKET TYPES TAKE A SMALL EXTENSION LEAD  Actual Advice Mallard

for male odor problems

IF YOU HAVE SWEATY OR SMELLY BALLS. TRY APPLYING SOME MILK OF MAGNESIA, REALLY HELPS WITH THE SMELL.  Actual Advice Mallard

final fail

IF YOU ARE WRITING FINALS DON'T START WATCHING BREAKING BAD Actual Advice Mallard

Brotherly Advice

WHEN ASKING A NON-TYPICAL QUESTION. STATE THE REASON WHY WITH THE QUESTION TO AVOID CONFUSION. Actual Advice Mallard

HB Paul

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL!! Actual Advice Mallard

borracho incapaz

HABER ESTADO BORRACHO NO ES UNA JUSTIFICACIÓN PARA LO QUE HAYAS HECHO :V Actual Advice Mallard

CABELLO CON CERVEZA

QUIERES DEVOLVERLE ALGO DE VIDA A TU CABELLO LISO FRÓTALO CON UNA MEZLCA DE 3 CUCHARADAS DE CERVEZA EN MEDIA TAZA DE AGUA TIBIA Actual Advice Mallard