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Playing together (Croatian)

ZAJEDNIČKO IGRANJE - SUPER NAČIN ZA UPOZNAVANJE, KOKETIRANJE I BARENJE... ... I ZA POSVADIT SE JEDNOM KAD JESTE PAR Actual Advice Mallard

Systemic Solutions

SYSTEMIC SOLUTIONS  BUSINESS TALK FOR:

SOSPECHAS DE SEGUIMIENTO

SI SOSPECHAS QUE ALGUIEN TE ESTA SIGUIENDO HAZ TU RECORRIDO EN FORMA DE CIRCULO EN LAS CUADRAS, SI TODAVÍA SIGUEN TRAS DE TI, TE ESTÁN SIGUIENDO Actual Advice Mallard

The right way to melt chocolate

CHOCOLATE BURNS EASILY INSTEAD OF USING A MICROWAVE, RATHER USE A STOVE PLATE AT LOW TEMPERATURE Actual Advice Mallard

To everyone who is struggling to get days off work for funerals

IF YOUR NOT A SCUMBAG EMPLOYEE IT IS EASIER TO GET DAYS OFF OF WORK Actual Advice Mallard

DOLOR DE CABEZA Y MASTURBACION

SI TIENES DOLOR DE CABEZA DEBERÍAS MASTURBARTE LOS NIVELES DE DOPAMINA Y ADRENALINA EN TU SANGRE INCREMENTAN Y TE SENTIRAS MEJOR Actual Advice Mallard

Awk pooping

PUT TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET BEFORE YOU POOP IT WON'T MAKE NOISE WHEN YOU POOP Actual Advice Mallard

Girlfriend

SO YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND... ...THEN WHY YOU STILL TALKING TO OTHER HOES? Actual Advice Mallard

Same also applies for guys to girls. It's not difficult

IF YOU WANT THE GUY NEXT TO YOU TO TRY AND TALK TO YOU, MAKE EYE CONTACT, DON'T STARE AT YOUR PHONE AND TAKE OUT YOUR FUCKING EARPHONES Actual Advice Mallard

platano y dopamina

COME PLÁTANO CUANDO ESTES TRISTE, LIBERA DOPAMINA EL SABOR DEL PLÁTANO TE HARÁ FELIZ :V Actual Advice Mallard