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Stop it

IF YOU ARE GOOD AT SOCIAL INTERACTIONS STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING Actual Advice Mallard

Really though

IF YOU ARE SOCIALLY ADEPT - DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BETTER  BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING Actual Advice Mallard

maoris be like

DUCK YOU OW Actual Advice Mallard

mapache rebelion

 SOY FABULOSO *-* Actual Advice Mallard

DUCK DICK

A BANDICOOT PENIS DOESN'T COMPARE TO DUCK DICK Actual Advice Mallard

FRASCO Y BANDA

¿NO PUEDES ABRIR UN FRASCO? ENVUELVE UNA BANDA ELÁSTICA ALREDEDOR DE LA TAPA E INTENTA DE NUEVO Actual Advice Mallard

For the average college roommate

IT TAKES 3 SECONDS TO RINSE OFF YOUR DISH AFTER YOU'VE EATEN VERSUS 3 MINUTES TO SCRAPE OFF CRUSTED ON FOOD WHEN DOING DISHES Actual Advice Mallard

Musicians should be able to repair their instruments.

DYLAN, COREY AND I ARE PROUD OF YOU: EVERY INSTRUMENTALIST SHOULD KNOW HOW TO MAKE BASIC AND MEDIUM-DIFFICULTY REPAIRS TO THEIR INSTRUMENT. Actual Advice Mallard

Pato Consejero

HEY SABÍAS QUE...  Actual Advice Mallard

Why did you bring me into this?

SMH THANKS OREGON! NOW WHERE AM I GOING TO FLY FOR THE WINTER....JERKS Actual Advice Mallard