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tippers are fun

MONG TO A TIPPER LIKE A DUCK TO WATER Actual Advice Mallard

How I met my most recent Ex.

GET A CLOSE FRIEND TO ACCEPT A 'RELATIONSHIP REQUEST' ON FB, THEN BREAK IT OFF. THE PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ON THE NOTICE ARE INTO YOU. Actual Advice Mallard

acredita plmds

MATHEUS LANÇONI O VINICIUS  FATURA MAIS Q A FEZ Actual Advice Mallard

Duck and Rice?

     DIDN'T GET CNR?        WELL YOU'RE OUT OF DUCK   Actual Advice Mallard

Duck and Rice?

DIDN'T GET CNR? WELL YOU'RE OUT OF DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

My Father's Advice on Important Email

DO NOT ADDRESS YOUR EMAIL UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO SEND IT.  THIS AVOIDS ACCIDENTLY SENDING AN IMPORTANT EMAIL.  Actual Advice Mallard

Sign up for MALLARD!

YOU ONLY HAVE 1,980 MINUTES LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR MALLARD! TRUST ME (MALLARD), YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANT TO MISS THIS. Actual Advice Mallard

There are only 2 seasons in Eugene

ROBIN SEASON AND WAITING FOR IT TO BE ROBIN SEASON AGAIN SEASON Actual Advice Mallard

Food Drive Duck

THERE'S A FOOD DRIVE GOING ON. PUT CANNED FOOD IN THE BOXES AND SAVE THE BREAD FOR ME. Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks say quack

DUCKS SAY QUACK  Actual Advice Mallard