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Ducks say quack

DUCKS SAY QUACK SHAUSHUAHSUAHSUAHUSHAUSHAU Actual Advice Mallard

Real reasons

IF YOU DO SOMETHING KIND OR NICE DON'T TELL ANYONE  YOU WILL HAVE DONE IT FOR ONLY THEM AND YOU WILL FEEL BETTER THAN BRAGGING ABOUT IT. Actual Advice Mallard

For those that still have ad problems

YOU CAN BLOCK ADS BY USING YOUR BROWSERS APPLICATION OPTION AND SEARCHING FOR IT Actual Advice Mallard

Actually heard someone say this to their kid on the bus.

no yoga pants

IF YOUR BODY ISN'T READY FOR YOGA PANTS NEITHER IS THE GYM Actual Advice Mallard

Newsworthy Advice from a 20something year old

GET A JOB   AT A TECH STARTUP Actual Advice Mallard

Hey College Freshman

HOT GIRLS HANG OUT AT THE LIBRARY TOO SO GO THERE TO MEET GIRLS AND ALSO GET SOME HOMEWORK DONE Actual Advice Mallard

Crappy treats

IT'S NOT A GOOD TASTY TREAT IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE CRAP Actual Advice Mallard

daddy duck

HELLO DADDY DUCK Actual Advice Mallard

Ducks just keep on rollin'

DUCKS BE ROLLIN'                                                ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER... Actual Advice Mallard