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Riverwalk Ducks
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Trust me you will save a lot

IF YOU WANT TO SAVE MONEY BUY BATTERIES AND TOILETRIES AT A DOLLER STORE Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HAVE EXTRA CEREAL BOXES GIVE IT TO MRS. BENDER TOMORROW BECAUSE YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON Actual Advice Mallard
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be happy not sad yolo ylolo

WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR BF/GF BE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU GOT, INSTEAD OF BEING MAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED Actual Advice Mallard
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be happy not sad yolo ylolo

WHEN YOU ARE BREAK UP WITH YOUR BF/GF BE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU GOT INSTEAD OF MAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED Actual Advice Mallard
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Actual Advice

AFTER ASKING FOR A NEW ROUND KEEP THE STRAW(S) FROM YOUR LAST DRINK ADD UP THE STRAWS AT ANY POINT/PLACE TO EASILY KNOW YOUR BAR TAB Actual Advice Mallard
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George Foreman

I LET THAT NEGATIVITY ROLL OFF ME LIKE WATER OFF A DUCK’S BACK. (G. FOREMAN) Actual Advice Mallard
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Good Advice Mallard

DO YOU WANT CHRISTIANS TO LEAVE YOU ALONE WHEN THEY ASK,
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The Best Social Get-out-of-jail-free card in Brunei

IF YOUR BRUNEIAN FRIEND ALWAYS USES FAMILY FUNCTION AS AN EXCUSE HE PROBABLY DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU Actual Advice Mallard
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Pool Tips 101 for guys. When females present

IF SHE'S STALLING TO GET OUT OF THE WATER BUT CLEARLY WANTS TO LEAVE GET OUT FIRST. SHE WILL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE GETTING OUT WITH OTHER FEMALES AT THE SAME TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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