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Toilet Paper Storage

TOILET PAPER STORAGE SHOULD BE LOCATED IN THE BATHROOM Actual Advice Mallard

Killing spree

IF YOU TALK TO THE THREE WEIRD SISTERS YOU ARE SURE TO KILL THE WHOLE KINGDOM Actual Advice Mallard

Saves you money every time

WHILE AT BEST BUY LOOK UP WHAT YOU'RE BUYING ON AMAZON IT WILL ALWAYS BE CHEAPER AND THEY WILL MATCH THE PRICE Actual Advice Mallard

Making a joke

IF YOU WANT TO MAKE A JOKE FUNNIER LET THE START OF THE ENDING WORD START WITH AN 'F'. WHY? BECAUSE ITS FUNNIER THAN 'Q' Actual Advice Mallard

For all the reddit newbies

USE REDDIT ENHANCMENT SUITE TO ENSURE YOUR PROCRASTINATION IS AS EFFICIENT AS POSSIBLE Actual Advice Mallard

English grammar for Swedes

NOT SURE IF YOU SHOULD USE

What my coworker told me today.

WANT MEN TO LIKE YOU? COOK BACON Actual Advice Mallard

help out 2

DONATE THOSE COINS YOU HAVE LYING AROUND YOU CAN HELP FEED A FAMILY  Actual Advice Mallard

sierra ha trolll

IM GOOD HAVE FUN IN THE SHOWER Actual Advice Mallard

That's the way to do it!

IF YOU ARE WALKING WITH TWO OTHER FRIENDS AND THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR TWO TO WALK ON THE PATH WALK INFRONT OF THEM AND WALK BACKWARDS SO YOU CAN BE INCLUDED IN THE CONVERSATION Actual Advice Mallard