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Actual Advice Mallard

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ALWAYS SMILE WHEN GREETING CUSTOMERS MOST WILL FEEL MORE AT EASE IF YOU ASK THEM IF THEY NEED HELP Actual Advice Mallard
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As someone with good bros

IF YOU LIKE SOMEONE IN YOUR SOCIAL GROUP TELL YOUR BEST BROS TO AVOID CHASING AFTER THE SAME GIRL Actual Advice Mallard
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Online Advice

IF YOU WOULDN'T WANT YOUR PREACHER TO SEE IT... DON'T PUT IT ONLINE! Actual Advice Mallard
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Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

THE PIRATE BAY BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY? GO TO TPB.ME Actual Advice Mallard
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Ducks Bye

I DONT ALWAYS GO FOR A SWIM BUT WHEN I DO ITS DURING OUR BYE WEEKEND. Actual Advice Mallard
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The truth

FOREVER ALONE? GO TO: FOREVERALONESITE.COM Actual Advice Mallard
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fuck it

WHEN THOSE ASSHOLE KIDS TALK ABOUT THE GYM YOU KNOW THEY GO HOME AND WATCH BROKEBACK MOUTAIN Actual Advice Mallard
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Hard Gutters

MOST STEEP ROOFS HAVE A SLIGHT CURVE JUST BEFORE THE EDGE THIS MAKES IT EASY TO WALK ALONG TO CLEAN THE GUTTERS Actual Advice Mallard
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Contacting the emergency services

IF YOU NEED TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY SERVICES AND THE PHONE IS ASKING FOR THE PIN CODE JUST TYPE THE NUMBER THERE AND DIAL, IT WILL CONNECT Actual Advice Mallard
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Dogs and Chocolate

IF YOUR DOG EATS CHOCOLATE GIVE IT A TEASPOON OF HYDROGEN PEROXIDE Actual Advice Mallard
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