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Fandoms is all drama

IF YOU LIKE A SHOW STAY AWAY OF THE FANDOM Actual Advice Mallard

Something i learned from job offers

ASK THEM WHAT'S THE JOB ABOUT IF THEY DONT TELL YOU, ITS A PYRAMID SCHEME Actual Advice Mallard

canrd aqué

       CECI EST UN        CANARD !!! Actual Advice Mallard

What the fuck

IF YOU MARK UP YOUR FEARFEST TICKET 400% I WON'T BUY IT Actual Advice Mallard

Your kids ..

YOUR KIDS ARE MORE INPORTANT  THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND Actual Advice Mallard

I suspect this is why my parents are having marital problems.

BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTING STYLES WILL BE COMPATIBLE. Actual Advice Mallard

lost students

LOST? LOOK AT THE MAP AROUND THE CORNER Actual Advice Mallard

Be Ducky

OBSERVE THE DUCK... CALM ABOVE THE WATER; KICKIN' LIKE HELL UNDERNEATH. Actual Advice Mallard

Seriously. You're an adult.

IF THERE'S ENOUGH TIME TO ORGANIZE YOUR TRASH INTO A NEAT PILE IN THE CENTER OF THE TABLE THERE'S ENOUGH TIME TO THROW THAT SHIT IN THE FUCKING TRASH CAN. Actual Advice Mallard

Creating Beautiful Lives!!

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