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No drugs.

SAY NO TO DRUGS JUST NO. Actual Advice Mallard

your relationships keep ending why?

KEEPING YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MEAN THROWING YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER UNDER THE BUS WHEN THEY'RE AROUND Actual Advice Mallard

Need a way to unwind from Exams/ assignments?

GO BOWLING WITH OCC ON HALLOWEEN HITTING THINGS RELIEVES STRESS AND YOU COULD WIN A PRIZE FOR DRESSING UP!  Actual Advice Mallard

Photo advice

IF THERE ARE EXACT DUPLICATES YOU DON'T NEED KEEP THE BIGGER FILE Actual Advice Mallard

Reposts, do your bit.

IF YOU ALL HATE REPOSTS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU SPEND SOME TIME ON THE VOTE PAGE SO THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE IT OFF OF THERE? Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU READ IT IN A FACEBOOK PICTURE...                                                                                                                       HELL, IF YOU SAW IT IN A PICTURE AT ALL IT'S PROBABLY BULLSHIT YOU COULD HAVE DEBUNKED WITH A 10 SECOND GOOGLE SEARCH Actual Advice Mallard

Writing a paper

WHEN WRITING A PAPER  THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SAVING TO MUCH Actual Advice Mallard

Darcey face duck

       NO ONE YET KNOWS              I'M DARCEY IN DIGUISE      Actual Advice Mallard

true story

IF YOUR CAR ALARM WON'T SHUT OFF MAKE SURE YOU HAVE NEW BATTERIES IN YOUR KEY FOB, UNLOCK THE DRIVERS SIDE DOOR WITH YOUR KEY, OR START THE IGNITION.  Actual Advice Mallard

amorous avian!

IM HELEN IM HORNY HORNY HORNY HORNY! Actual Advice Mallard