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Believe Me.

DON'T TELL PEOPLE WHEN THEY HAVE A HOLE IN THEIR JEANS THEY ALREADY KNOW Actual Advice Mallard

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 DO I LOOK QUACKERS ? Actual Advice Mallard

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DO I LOOK..... QUACKERS ? Actual Advice Mallard

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ONCE YOU'VE HAD QUACK YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK Actual Advice Mallard

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YOU SHOULD STAY UP LATE TO LISTEN TO PHIL808 THEY'VE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST AND SOME QUITE ALLURING THOUGHT EXPERIMENTS. Actual Advice Mallard

For those in a committed long term relationship who aren't getting as much action as they used to.

OPEN COMMUNICATION ABOUT SEX  IS MORE LIKELY TO GET YOU LAID THAN BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT Actual Advice Mallard

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IF YOU'RE PASSING SOMEONE IN THE HALLWAY DON'T TRY TO START A CONVERSATION WITH THEM. IT'S VERY AWKWARD. Actual Advice Mallard

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

WHEN YOU GO ON YOUTUBE TO FIND A COOL HACK ON GAMES LIKE ROBLOX OR WHATEVER ALWAYS CHECK THE LIKES AND COMMENTS.  Actual Advice Mallard

MEME's.....turning facebook users into political experts.

I WILL PICK A POLITICIAN AND STATE A KNOWN FACT THEN I WILL INFORM YOU OF A HYPOCRITICAL SITUATION TO THE ABOVE STATEMENT, AND YOU WILL BE DUMB ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT! Actual Advice Mallard

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BUCK DUCK Actual Advice Mallard