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PAY ME!

IF YOU WANT TO SCARE MR. KRABS WITH A PUMPKIN CARVE PAY ME ON IT, HE WILL HAVE A HEART ATTACK. Actual Advice Mallard

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HELLO PEWDIE Actual Advice Mallard

Dupa Mallard

NIE CHCESZ BYĆ SZYKANOWANA? NIE POKAZUJ DUPY W INTERNETACH. Actual Advice Mallard

O really?

          DON'T                PLAY LOL ANYMORE.  Actual Advice Mallard

Faster than an over, higher quality than a microwave.

REHEAT YOUR PIZZA IN A SKILLET Actual Advice Mallard

To Compost Club Members

IF YOU WANT TO ENCOURAGE COMPOSTING ON CAMPUS YOU SHOULD VOLUNTEER TO COMPOST MONITOR Actual Advice Mallard

College Applications

IF YOU ARE GOING TO APPLY FOR COLLEGE SOON LEARN HOW TO SPELL COLLEGE CORRECTLY Actual Advice Mallard

It will burn you!

WHEN YOU'RE COOKING, DO NOT USE A WET POTHOLDER. THE HEAT GOES RIGHT THROUGH AND IT WILL BURN YOUR HAND. Actual Advice Mallard

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TWO ESPRESSO MAKERS! WE CAN BOTH HAVE FULL CUPS OF COFFEE. 7 SHOTS OF ESPRESSO EACH, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Actual Advice Mallard